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Updates from April, 2012

  • Refresh losing its lustre Two years ago, Sony refreshed its car multimedia lineup by launching the XAV series, featuring a double-DIN layout, a nice 6.1-inch touchscreen and integrated Bluetooth technology. The new XAV-64BT doesn’t deviate much from the original formula, which isn’t a bad thing except that Sony hasn’t innovated with the series. But, for the price, those looking to enter the double-DIN multimedia sphere may like what they see.

    The XAV-64BT features Sony’s SensMe music application, which organizes tunes by song mood and tempo. And it has ZAPPIN search, which will play just six, 15 or 30 seconds from each track as it scans toward the song you wish to hear. Pandora compatibility is present, as is the case with nearly every car stereo released this year. What’s not present is the new MirrorLink capability that’s being introduced in the high-end soon-to-launch Sony stereos, which allow smartphone touchscreens to be manipulated via the stereo display. But this puppy does boast a new, faster interface response time, which is cool but not exactly a boast-worthy frontline new feature. $400; visit sony.com.

    Kidz lets kids rock Children spend a lot of time in the back seat during long commutes, listening to music or watching DVDs with a pair of headphones on. But how attuned are parents to the volume on the headphones? Are we oblivious as our sons and daughters blow out their eardrums? Kidz Gear is a manufacturer of high-performance headphones for children, with three different products that comprise a set of wired headphones, a set of wireless headphones and Apple-compatible headphones that have an in-line microphone.

    All three products feature the company’s proprietary KidzControl Volume Limiting Technology, which provides a safe listening experience as the maximum volume levels are limited to between 80 and 90 decibels. The microphone that’s included with the Apple-compatible headphones is useful for recording audio, issuing voice commands to iOS devices and making phone calls on an iPhone. Of course, children who require a headphone that features parental volume control should probably not be entrusted to own an iPhone. But we shall cast no stones, lest we as parents wish to be judged. Prices vary; visit gearforkidz.com.


    1:00 pm on April 2, 2012
     
  • This year, I have decided to get a jump on telling everyone about the Concours d’Elegance at Pebble Beach. The reason is simple. I get a lot of people complaining about my reporting after the fact simply because they would have liked the opportunity to attend. This seems a quite reasonable complaint, so I am going to outline the must-sees for anyone wanting to spend a week in Carmel, Pebble Beach and Monterey in August.

    First, while the Concours is a one-day event, it is surrounded by a maelstrom of automotive events that range from cocktail parties at the Monterey Jetport hosted by Gordon McCall to several other concours and car shows and a number of high-end classic car auctions.

    So, let me start at the beginning.

    For the adventurous in spirit, the first event starts near Seattle, Wash. on Aug. 6. This is when the more intrepid car collectors gather and prepare to leave on the 7th for a fabulous winding drive along the coastal roads running from Seattle southward to California, arriving at Pebble Beach on the 15th. Cars in this tour are required to be models from 1968 and older.

    For the less hardy adventurer, there are many events that start from Monday of the big week on to Sunday the 19th, including several other smaller concours and displays.
    My time usually starts on Wednesday, when McCall throws an amazing party at the Monterey Jetport. Here, you will see incredible racing cars from all over the world on display with vintage aircraft. There are displays put on by everyone from watchmakers such as Breitling (I like the hats, but I can’t afford the watches — drat) to almost all the manufacturers of corporate, private and personal jets. These aircraft are virtual palaces with wings and really show how the other 1% lives.

    After Wednesday evening, events begin in earnest. The Tour d’Elegance, which is comprised of three-quarters of the cars that will be competing at the Concours on Sunday, leaves the Polo Fields at Pebble early Thursday morning. A great insider’s tip is to turn up in the dark at around 5 a.m. You can cadge a free coffee and croissant and watch the cars being readied. Seeing 100-plus cars as well as their owners preparing for the tour is wonderful fun and it’s much better than watching them arrive in Carmel for lunch at midday. Of course, that is an option for those rising later.

    Concorso Italiano kicks off on Thursday for those who want to see hundreds of red Italian cars. This is a magnificent display of Ferraris, Alfa Romeos, Lamborghinis and almost every other make of Italian car. It is a not-to-be-missed event for the neophyte.

    You can also attend Laguna Seca, the famous race track perched in the hills above Monterey, for most of the week to watch vintage cars dating from the early 1900s to the 1980s as they hurtle around the tricky course. This is not a parade of old cars. These people are serious. It doesn’t matter if the car on the track is a 1908 Ford Speedster or a 1980s Formula car, the drivers are pushing the cars to their limits. This is a lot of fun and very noisy. You can also walk around in the pits watching the competitors readying their cars. That is amazing and takes a good three hours.

    Quail Lodge in Carmel Valley hosts another one of the great events and, arguably, this is second only to the Pebble Beach Concours itself. This is McCall’s second event of the week, the Motorworks Revival, and it is held all day Friday at Quail Lodge. It is a fabulous gathering of about 2,000 people. Drinks are free (that is, after you have paid for your ticket — be warned, a ticket costs more than $400 and I believe they may already be sold out). Food and drinks are supplied by some of the most prestigious hotels and restaurants in California and beyond, so it’s not hot dogs and beer. You can also see hundreds of cars that are not seen anywhere else all week, so it is truly a great show.

    As a minor diversion, Bonham’s auction tent is less than 20 metres from the lodge, so, if you get excited about classic cars, you can nip across the lane and spend hundreds of thousands of dollars at the auction.

    Speaking of auctions, the most significant car auctions occur at this time. There are too many to list here, but the giant is Canada’s own RM Auctions located in midtown Monterey. It is spectacular. You can pay for admission tickets to wander around looking at the cars, but I believe RM packs the great hall in the hotel so full of bidders that casual observers can’t get in. No worries, though, because you can stand outside and watch the cars queuing up and hear over the loudspeakers and see the entire proceedings on big screens.

    Right across the road, the auction house Russo and Steele holds its event. The cars it will be selling line the streets around the hotel.

    Gooding & Company is another large auction house, which holds its auction at the Polo Fields at Pebble on Sunday evening after the Concours. The cars are on display in Gooding’s tent for most of the week. They are absolutely worth seeing as they are always outstanding.

    Both RM and Gooding usually field not one or two but multiple million-dollar-plus cars at these events, so getting in to see them at close quarters is quite an experience.
    There are dozens of other small events from Ferrari and Lotus manufacturer showcases to large automobilia sales, all worthy of attention. These also run all week.

    Of course, the main event, which never fails to be breathtaking, is the Concours at Pebble Beach, located behind the Del Monte Lodge. It is the progenitor and still the main reason for the entire series of events.

    If attending piques your interest, you can also tell your significant other that these events hold the interest and attention of even people who have no interest in classic cars. Add to that the attraction of spending a few days in one of the most beautiful parts of California, rubbing elbows with some of the richest people in the world, the biggest film and television stars and famous car aficionados and this is a stimulating week for anyone.


    2:00 pm on March 9, 2012
     
  • Scottsdale, Ariz. • I am not sure the good folks at Barrett-Jackson will appreciate the association, but, in person, the world’s most famous car auction feels a lot like the Moonlite BunnyRanch brothel that was forced into our hotel room TVs by HBO’s Cathouse: The Series. Oh, for sure, the Barrett-Jackson playground literally dwarfs the BunnyRanch, which always looks as if it is a bunch of double-wides thrown together. And, certainly, the money changing hands at Barrett-Jackson is off the charts; the purported US$100-million that customers plunked down for their lead sleds would require the girls at Las Vegas’s Ranch to work some serious overtime.

    Of this, however, there can be no doubt — both are meat markets. The BunnyRanch, of course, is up front about it. A man (well, usually a man) walks in the front door fresh from winning at the casino/getting off an oil rig/promising his wife he will behave in Las Vegas, and plumps down money for what, in any other jurisdiction, would be an illegal act. On the other hand, the Barrett-Jackson, viewed — as I had always have taken it in previously — appeared to be a classy affair. After all, the cars shown on TV were phantasmagorical and the amount of money changing hands — always the primary way success is judged — bordered on the outrageous. Besides, the auctioneer wears a tux and strides atop a podium. Surely, this has to be a classy affair.

    Up close and personal though, it’s tawdry. Wander on to the stage during one of the earlier days when the more pedestrian (that should be read cheaper) vehicles are auctioned and the event really does feel like a cheap trick arguing with one of the girls over the cost of you know what; it’s a veritable cattle call of automotive chrome.

    Just like the girls lining up for the prospective clients at the Ranch, cars have as little as 45 seconds on stage to impress prospective clients. And, just like those sex trade workers back in Nevada, the car’s owners are encouraged to flout their boobies, excuse me, engines as provocatively as possible.

    In fact, most of the cheaper cars arrive on stage with their hoods and trunks already released so that they may be stripped bare in as little time as possible. Hell, sometimes the producers demand a look “under the skirt,” the cameras, just as at the BunnyRanch, probing underneath the product where most of us never look. Then — and this happens a lot more frequently than appears on TV — if the car fails to excite the crowd, it’s less than ceremoniously hustled off the stage. Indeed, on the Wednesday night I attended, about five AC Cobras (or replicas) appeared on stage in quick succession. So bored was the audience that the last car barely hit $30,000 before being bum-rushed into the parking lot — this despite the auctioneer’s best efforts to build its provenance by claiming baseball legend Reggie Jackson once sat in its front seat. (And you thought that BunnyRanch owner Dennis Hof’s attempts to build up Sunset Thomas’s price tag by noting she starred in Misty Beethoven: The Musical was pathetic).

    Just like in houses of ill repute, the casual workers at the Barrett-Jackson auction look as though they’d like to be anywhere else. Just as no one in a strip club is more bored than the poor DJ who has to announce “and straight from the outskirts of upper Hamilton, let’s give a big round of applause for Anita Job” five times every night, the poor guys shuffling cars on stage looked bored out of their minds. Ditto the guys polishing the gleaming chrome. You would have thought they were waxing an ’85 K-car for all their enthusiasm.

    This, perhaps, leads to the most dispiriting part of the Barrett-Jackson auction. Wander the vast staging areas and almost every one of the 1,300-plus cars on the block this year was a fastidiously assembled, meticulously painted (if sometimes garish) rendition of a classic automobile.

    And, just as we are repeatedly reminded (or, sadly, have to be reminded) that sex trade workers are human beings with the same ambitions, hopes and aspirations as the rest of us, most of the cars on sale here were, at one point in time, someone’s dream car — with parts sourced, long hours of dirty, thankless restoration and, most of all, hard-earned money spent on something that can seldom be recouped.

    Yes, a few sellers, especially those auctioning off rare and collectible vintage rides, might have made a profit. And, yes, the Barrett-Jackson auction was a veritable playground for the automotive voyeur. But, just as one can’t help but think working at the BunnyRanch is the last rung on the ladder of broken dreams, watching all those pretty cars being churned over like so much scrap metal just made me sad.


    9:00 am on January 26, 2012